Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Bad Valentines Day Gifts

Ten Valentines Day gifts that indicate you don't really care about your relationship

10. Leftover Christmas fruitcake

9. A membership to Curves

8. I kissed Dating Goodbye by Joshua Harris

7. Mouthwash

6. Weight Watchers cookbook

5. A new vacuum

4. Gift certificates to McDonalds

3. Milton Friedman's Free To Choose

2. Laundry Detergent

1. Cash

2 comments:

Tameshia said...

I would add red roses to that list. They take so little effort or imagination.

I hope you haven't given or received any of those "gifts". If so, it would further explain the bitterness. ;o)

Anonymous said...

Well i agree with your article "The Fetzer Files"i would like to add some chocolates b'coz they take some sweetness or for imagination The Fetzer Files