Top 10 signs that you take the upcoming fantasy baseball season too seriously.
1. You spent $10 for your fantasy baseball magazine three months ago to give you plenty of time to study for the draft.
2. You stay up late at night debating the merits of drafting Chase Utley over Chone Figgins.
3. You actually know who Chase Utley and Chone Figgins are.
4. You think draft day is more exciting than Christmas.
5. You participate in on-line mock drafts during work.
6. You are anxiously following the Detroit Tigers spring training to see if there are any hidden gems on their pitching staff.
7. You decided to limit yourself by joining only 10 leagues this year.
8. You think about fantasy baseball more than sex.
9. You are still bitter about drafting Rick Ankiel over Barry Bonds in 2001.
10. You started taking steroids to give you an edge.
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Yeah well the ND Ranger are going to kick the Captain Cobbs Glutious Maximus this year
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